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Hi, since this site is really just an extension of my ability to waste time, it makes sense to have at least a paragraph about myself somewhere. For starters, I am tall, dark, and handsome, from a distance. Up close I am neither tall nor dark, though I like to imagine I am handsome. To the left you can see a picture of what I might have looked like if that was a picture of myself. Confused yet?
I am a disaffected college student who really isn't that disaffected. Which leaves me as a mere college student, attending UC Davis. I have a horrible sense of humor that enjoys Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Here is where I'd put all my many accomplishments, but I won't because the list is too short, and I'd feel bad. Be content to know that I've done more things than you.
